Some things you'll never hear me say

1) "Oh, honey, don't change it yet. I haven't quite had my fill of Sports Center."

2) "Do we HAVE to go to Target? AGAIN???"

3) "I'll take mine medium rare."

4) "Jenna must be our easy child."

5) "I know exactly where Mike Cope is right now."

6) "Moving was fun! Let's do it again!"