I lost five pounds in two days!
1) Have a family member come down with a stomach virus.
2) Catch it.
You will nearly waste away to nothing within 24 hours! And you will have absolutely no appetite -- guaranteed!
Here are some other benefits to this amazing diet:
- You will wake up in places you didn't go to sleep in!
- You will see visions of dead relatives!
- You will add new words to your vocabulary, such as "$%^*#" and "@#$&*%!"
- You will watch your husband run around in a frenzy trying to take care of you, the kids, AND his ailing mother!
Try it today! You'll be very, VERY sorry you did.