I lost five pounds in two days!
And you can, too! With the amazing "Stomach Virus Diet." It's so easy! Here's all you have to do:
1) Have a family member come down with a stomach virus.
2) Catch it.
You will nearly waste away to nothing within 24 hours! And you will have absolutely no appetite -- guaranteed!
Here are some other benefits to this amazing diet:
- You will wake up in places you didn't go to sleep in!
- You will see visions of dead relatives!
- You will add new words to your vocabulary, such as "$%^*#" and "@#$&*%!"
- You will watch your husband run around in a frenzy trying to take care of you, the kids, AND his ailing mother!
Try it today! You'll be very, VERY sorry you did.
1) Have a family member come down with a stomach virus.
2) Catch it.
You will nearly waste away to nothing within 24 hours! And you will have absolutely no appetite -- guaranteed!
Here are some other benefits to this amazing diet:
- You will wake up in places you didn't go to sleep in!
- You will see visions of dead relatives!
- You will add new words to your vocabulary, such as "$%^*#" and "@#$&*%!"
- You will watch your husband run around in a frenzy trying to take care of you, the kids, AND his ailing mother!
Try it today! You'll be very, VERY sorry you did.
posted by Deana Nall @ 5:56 AM
7 Comments:
At Fri Dec 15, 07:36:00 AM,
Kelly said…
Not fun! Take advantage of being taken care of. :) Wade & I actually both had a stomach virus the first Christmas together after we were married. Good times!
At Fri Dec 15, 09:07:00 AM,
Deana Nall said…
Paige -- It lasted from midnight Wed. until Thurs. evening. Long enough for me!
Thanks for the Christmas card -- we can't wait to see you guys!
At Fri Dec 15, 12:09:00 PM,
Susan said…
We recently tried the same amazing diet. It does "work" as I lost 5 pounds in 24 hours as well. I hope it's gone for good!
At Fri Dec 15, 09:23:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'm so sorry!! Did it remind you of good ole Waco?
CP
At Fri Dec 15, 10:00:00 PM,
Deana Nall said…
CP -- as a matter of fact, it DID. That's the last time I was that sick. Now it's midnight on Fri. and Julia has it. I was going to sleep with her but she threw up on what was to be my side of the bed. Poor kid.
At Sat Dec 16, 08:51:00 AM,
sarahdawn said…
I've been on that diet. Mine was the extended version though. It lasted two days with the "violent part" as I call it and then hung on for 5 more days with the "able to function, just not far from the potty" part - 12 pounds gone! Sadly, when I sprained my ankle and spent Thanksgiving week on my rump letting it heal and eating my Nana's food I put 5 of them back on.
At Sun Dec 17, 03:08:00 PM,
WinSpin said…
And look at this way ...
I gaine 5 pounds in one week because I did not get sick ...
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