Let's see what our friendly neighborhood Hallmark store has to offer this season:
The utter creepiness of Precious Moments. Can someone tell me why these children are getting married?
The sheer weirdness of Willow Tree. Nope, she doesn't have a face. But she does have a pineapple! And wings!
The delightful yumminess of Yankee candles. (OK, I do like the Yankee candles.)
Now for some ornaments:
A Barbie dressed in tin foil...
A tiger that appears to have been skewered...
...and this guy. Hey, I'm just as much of a Star Wars fan as anyone else. But do I really want Emperor Palpatine on my Christmas tree? I'm thinking not.