Chad was leaving for a youth trip yesterday after church and asked me to go get lunch for the four of us and bring it back to the church so he could work on loading up the van. Here's the conversation I had in the drive-through at Sonic:
SONIC PERSON: Welcome to Sonic. How may I help you?
ME: I need a #1 with a Dr Pepper...
SP: Do you want cheddar peppers or anything else?
ME: No... (meaning I didn't want the cheddar peppers, and I started to give the rest of the order)
SP: Your total is $4.32, drive through please.
ME: Wait -- I need to finish ordering.
SP: (Five minutes of silence)
I backed the car up and pulled up again hoping to trigger whatever it is that tells them someone is in the drive-through.
SP: Welcome to Sonic. How may I help you?
ME: I need to finish ordering.
SP: Oh. What did you order?
So I was finally able to order everything. Then I sat in the drive-through for another ten minutes and there was still a car ahead of me. I didn't have all the time in the world because Chad was on a schedule. So I drove out of the line and went to the Wendy's next door.
WENDY'S PERSON: Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?
ME: I need a #1 with a Dr Pepper...
WP: Your total is $4.32. Drive through, please.
Somehow the fast-food gods intervened and I was able to get back to the church with food for all four of us (including a salad for me. The #1 was for Chad, for those of you tracking my veggie progress.) But I gotta tell ya, one of the things I have enjoyed about becoming vegetarian is that I don't have to deal with fast-food establishments very much any more. There isn't much for veggie people at those places except for fries and desserts, and I might as well get something healthy from somewhere else.
I now know that ordering at a drive-through requires the not so easy skill of getting your entire order out in one breath quickly -- before they total you out, tell you to drive through and shut down the line of communication between them and your car. So I've been practicing. Here goes:
"I-NEED-A-#1-WITH-A-DR-PEPPER-AND-TWO-HOT-DOGS-WITH-NOTHING-ON-THEM-BECAUSE-I-HAVE-STRANGE-CHILDREN-WHO-DO-NOT-BELIEVE-IN-CONDIMENTS-AND-I-NEED-A-DEAD-ANIMAL-SALAD-WITH-NO-DEAD-ANIMALS-ON-IT-BECAUSE-I-AM-A-VEGETARIAN-HIPPIE-FREAK-AND-A-COOKIE-DOUGH-BLAST-THAT'S-IT-THANKS."
Labels: dead animals, fast food, Sonic, vegetarian, Wendy's