Tina
ME: Hello?
GUY: Uh...Tina?
ME: This is Deana.
GUY: Uh...TEE-na? Or DEE-na?
ME: DEE-na. With a "D."
GUY: (confused silence) Do you live in Cabot?
ME: No.
GUY: I might have the wrong number. See, there's this singles' hook-up service...
ME: (interrupting because I did not want to hear the rest of that) ...then that would definitely not be me.
GUY: Oh.
After hanging up, I noticed the name that showed up with the guy's phone number on my Caller ID. It is "Cheryl." So who is Cheryl? And does Cheryl know about Tina?
So I figure one of a few scenarios is going on here.
1) The guy is married to Cheryl and using her phone to line up dates through a dating service.
2) The guy is Cheryl's son and using her phone to line up dates through a dating service.
3) The guy was married to Cheryl for many years, but, after a long and courageous battle with some dreaded disease, Cheryl passed away -- leaving The Guy a bereaved widower who is now, cautiously and timidly, and with Cheryl's name still on his phone because he can't bring himself to change it -- creeping back out into the dating arena. It took all the gumption he had to join a dating service and then call Tina, and he got me instead.
That third possibility is the main reason I didn't call back demanding to know who Cheryl was and if she knew about Tina. I'm also not into making strangers mad at me who have access to my phone number.
Labels: Cabot, Cheryl, redneck love triangle, The Guy, Tina
8 Comments:
At Mon Apr 30, 07:06:00 PM, WinSpin said…
Perhaps the guy's name is Cheryl. His mother wanted a girl ...
At Mon Apr 30, 08:52:00 PM, Anonymous said…
CP's sis-in-law is Cheryl - let's start a rumor!
Carrie
At Tue May 01, 04:35:00 AM, Susan - said…
Maybe it was his sister's phone. Too funny.
At Tue May 01, 01:15:00 PM, KentF said…
If it were Cheyenne or Dakota, I'd assume something fishy - but Cheryl?
At Tue May 01, 10:27:00 PM, Anonymous said…
I just have to say that this is hilarious. I love the way you recounted the phone call...I can just hear the anxiety in his voice...ahh...I needed that. Thank you.
Lauren
At Wed May 02, 07:17:00 AM, stuckinthe80s said…
You mean they have Caller ID in Arkansas??? (geez I crack myself up).
At Wed May 02, 09:48:00 AM, Anonymous said…
No, I'm not THAT Tina. I don't even know Deana's phone number. :-)
Deana, did you read about a Little Rock emergency room that was shut down due to a swarm of 7000 bees?
That sounds like the beginning of a joke but there's no punch line.
At Thu May 10, 08:26:00 AM, groovyinclinations said…
Hello fellow mom writer!
Very nice bloggie!
Mindy Wilson
mwilson.etsy.com
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