Because we have cable now, we have discovered The Creepiest Kids' Show Ever. It's called the Doodlebops. Remember H.R. Puffenstuff, the show that got cancelled because Sid and Marty Kroft realized the only people watching it were acid-heads who were still tripping from the night before? It's kind of like that. It stars three "people" (?) whose mothers apparently drank latex paint while they were pregnant because these three characters are completely unnatural colors. And they have a "rock" (?) band. (I wanted to post a picture of this weirdness, but Blogger hasn't been letting me do that.)
On a different note, I got my Arkansas driver's license the other day. When I showed it to Chad, he said (and this is an exact quote): "Hey! You don't look fat! And you don't look drunk, either!"
I have no idea what he meant by this. If you find out from him, please feel free to fill me in.