I'm Not Really a Waitress
1) I'm incredibly vain
2) I'm incredibly cheap
...so I haven't gone without color on my nails since junior high but I've always done them myself. I just think our money is better spent on other things -- like things we might actually NEED.
But for my birthday/our anniversary, I spent a morning at a spa and got a massage (by a GUY, but that's another blog) and I got my nails done. They asked me to pick out a color and I came across one called "I'm Not Really a Waitress." Who cares about the actual color -- I had to have this shade on my nails just for the name alone. Hey, maybe in another 34 years, I can do this again!