Santa Pig

The other night I was reading to Julia. It was an "Oliver and Amanda" book. Oliver and Amanda are pigs. In this particular book, it is Christmas and Oliver and Amanda's dad dressed up as Santa Claus on Christmas morning. I thought a pig in a Santa suit was funny so I started making jokes about "Santa Pig" and "Santa Hog" and "Sausage Claus" and "Jolly Old Saint Jimmy Dean." Julia laughed for a while and then was ready to keep reading but I was still laughing hysterically at all my pig jokes. So Julia said "Mommy, you've got to get a hold of yourself."