1) A squirrel who has the hots for a giraffe
2) A koala bear who walks around acting like he's drunk all the time
3) A wildebeest who wants to become a carnivore and take over the world
The movie wasn't funny, either, and I know it wasn't just me because Julia wasn't really laughing. I really believe you could watch Lion King, take a bunch of Sudafed, go to bed and dream this movie. Then you wouldn't have to live with the fact that you paid $7 to go see it. Just a thought.