I was at the drug store yesterday getting stuff for the church first-aid kit (for the retreat I am NOT going on) when I noticed that half the maxi pads on the market now are the kind with wings. Do any women actually use those? They had to have been invented by a sadist.
And why do we just have feminine hygiene products? Why not masculine hygiene? What, they don't need it?
Women need hygiene and men need Viagra -- what a backward world we live in.